Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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