Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
