i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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