just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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