What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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