R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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