Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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