i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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