The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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