it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize