My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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