If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I need you to use more vowels.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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