Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Randomize
