You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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