I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
