They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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