Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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