Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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