is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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