PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
