We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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