Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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