just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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