Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Shame - the story of my life.
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