My brain says no but my pants say off.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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