Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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