that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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