Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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