say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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