that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
