Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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