she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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