I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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