if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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