like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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