Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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