Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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