I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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