idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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