I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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