just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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