I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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