Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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