YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he puts the penis in happiness.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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