I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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