Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
40s are totally the cure
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
