So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
