She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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