guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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