quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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