he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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