I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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