well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
