I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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