worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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