Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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