OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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